"Oh shit."
"...What?" Thranduil raised an eyebrow.
Bilbo heaved a deep sigh and gestured to the empty space beside him. "Gollum got loose again."
Thranduil put his hands on his hips. "This is why I told you that your friend needs to be on a leash when we bring him anywhere."
"Yes, but this is the Bay Area. People are going to think we're... we're... BDSM freaks."
Thranduil smirked and Bilbo knew where his mind was going - and rather liked the idea, so long as it didn't involve Gollum. Before Thranduil could reply with a sassy remark, he put his arm around Bilbo. "I'm sure we'll find him sooner rather than later. Here, let's get a drink - we'll need that shot of courage if he's up to his usual antics." He pointed to a gay bar across the street.
As they came closer, they heard loud music coming from the bar, and when they stepped inside they saw a sign advertising that tonight was karaoke night. And as Fate would have it, there was Gollum, on the mic. Singing along with Q Lazzarus:
Goodbye horseses, I'm flying over you... yass, precious, we loves flying.
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