Keeping Up With The Fëanorions

Straight-up crack, written from 2019 through 2024 onward.

• Confession - Maedhros needs to tell his father something. 227 words. [2019]
• Just One More - Fëanor wants more kids. 257 words. [2019]
• Fatherhood Is A Hell Of A Drug - In which Fëanor is way too proud and way too sentimental about baby Maedhros. 145 words. [2019]
• Pieces Of The Past - Fingon is visiting Maedhros and Fëanor takes Maedhros down memory lane. 426 words. [2019]
• Burning Questions - Fëanor is very curious about the way the world works. Small Maglor shares his curiosity on one particular subject. 533 words.[2019]
• Uneasy Lies The Head Dab Wears A Crown - Maglor plays his first song on the harp and Fëanor celebrates. 509 words. [2021]
• Let Your Hair Down - As Anairë and Eärwen are in labor (offscreen), Fëanor gets his brothers drunk and encourages them to think of names. 375 words. [2021]
• The First Confession - You might have guessed from Maglor's "Nelyo no" in Confession that Maglor has had some prior experience with Fëanor being... Fëanor. This is that story. 386 words. [2021]
• Love Confession - Fingolfin has something to tell Fëanor. 965 words. [2021]
• Because You're Worth It - Fëanor gives Finarfin a gift. 544 words. [2021]
• Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - Fëanor puts on a performance for his brothers, and is interrupted. 413 words. [2021]
• Hot Ones - Fëanor, Fingolfin, and Finarfin go on Hot Ones and eat some wings. 1482 words. [2021]
• The Finwioni Of Hazzard - Some good ol' boys, sans the Confederate bullshit. 1239 words. [2021]
• Fingolfin Doesn't Want To Talk About The Silmarils - Has anybody ever seen a rock eat a cookie? Fingolfin is just curious. 783 words. [2022]
• Be Careful What You Wish For - "The next time we have an occasion, you will put on fancy dress. And a crown that befits your station." Finwë scowled fearsomely. "Or I will see to it that your workshop is closed for an entire year." 484 words. [2023]
• The Princeliest Prince Who Ever Princed - "People have been complaining to me that you do not make eye contact with them." Fëanor's solution to this is not quite what Finwë had in mind. 447 words. [2023]
• I Am The Son And The Hair - Finwë has a problem with Maedhros's hair. Maedhros has a solution. 657 words. [2023]
• Finwë On Ice - A collaboration with SemperViridis: A cracky ficlet + illustration of Finwë as a figure skater. No, we're not normal. 125 words. [2023]
• Your Mom - Finarfin tries to make a wisecrack. [2024]
• A Rectangular Conundrum - Fëanor asks his niece's advice on a work in progress.

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