[Note: I count POSTED words only, as sometimes a word count changes in drafts.]
Best month so far: August [33,868 words]
"Worst" month so far: March [9100 words]
year total before December total: 254,530
compare to 2023 total: 270,147 words
Nov 30 2024 update: I very likely will not break this count as I am taking off the month of December except to post a couple one-shots and art, so I can work on some overdue website maintenace + get a couple 2025 WIPs started.
January 2024
Bedside Manner ch1: 3590 words
Healing Hands ch1: 1479 words
Healing Hands ch2: 3983 words
Healing Hands ch3: 1544 words
Healing Hands ch4: 3206 words
Healing Hands ch5: 2664 words
Healing Hands ch6: 3889 words
Healing Hands ch7: 3457 words
Healing Hands ch8: 5200 words
Elf-Care: 1028 words
Happy Birthday, Trees: 2296 words
January total: 32,336 words
February 2024
Bedside Manner ch2: 5224 words
To The East And To The West ch12: 6442 words
Two Daddies Are Better Than One: 2557 words
February total: 14,223 words
March 2024
Bedside Manner ch3: 1440 words
To The East And To The West ch13: 5507 words
Ain't Too Proud To Beg: 2153 words
March total: 9100 words
April 2024
Bedside Manner ch4: 5117 words
To The East And To The West ch14: 3863 words
Make It Rain: 2713 words
April total: 11,693 words
May 2024
Bedside Manner ch5: 6003 words
To The East And To The West ch15: 2707 words
You Give Me Fever ch1: 2803 words
You Give Me Fever ch2: 5083 words
You Give Me Fever ch3: 3374 words
You Give Me Fever ch4: 5253 words
Aloha From Paradise: 5460 words
May total: 30,683 words
June 2024
Bedside Manner ch6: 6507 words
To The East And To The West ch16: 4630 words
You Give Me Fever ch5: 2566 words
You Give Me Fever ch6: 3551 words
You Give Me Fever ch7: 2220 words
God-Emperor of Liechtenstein ch1: 1169 words
Back To Nature: 2065 words
is your suffering dear to you?: 1491 words
June total: 24,199 words
July 2024
Bedside Manner ch7: 4938 words
To The East And To The West ch17: 3099 words
Starry Night ch1: 6339 words
Starry Night ch2: 4687 words
Starry Night ch3: 3763 words
Starry Night ch4: 3755 words
Starry Night ch5: 1824 words
Dr. Feelgood: 3478 words
Blame It On The Sun: 275 words
July total: 32,158 words
August 2024
Bedside Manner ch8: 4852 words
To The East And To The West ch18: 3352 words
Fire And Ice ch1: 3054 words
Fire And Ice ch2: 4368 words
Fire And Ice ch3: 5676 words
Don't Disturb This Groove ch1: 2975 words
Don't Disturb This Groove ch2: 1533 words
Don't Disturb This Groove ch3: 4955 words
karaokeses, yes precious: 194 words
Wedding Night: 2909 words
August total: 33,868 words
September 2024
Bedside Manner ch9: 2775 words
Fire And Ice ch4: 6489 words
Fire And Ice ch5: 7026 words
Wet And Wild: 1577 words
September total: 17,867 words
October 2024
Bedside Manner ch10: 3093 words
Man Enough: 2615 words
Don't Disturb This Groove ch4: 3715 words
Don't Disturb This Groove ch5: 7762 words
Don't Disturb This Groove ch6: 2674 words
Don't Disturb This Groove ch7: 2506 words
God-Emperor of Liechtenstein ch2: 2953 words
God-Emperor of Liechtenstein ch3: 2382 words
Hamberders And Covfefe: 3118 words
October total: 30,818 words
November 2024
Fire And Ice ch6: 5241 words
Fire And Ice ch7: 4930 words
Fire And Ice ch8: 4905 words
Horny Birthday: 2509 words
November total: 17,585 words
December 2024
Maglor Meets A Yeti: 992 words
New Elf On The Block: 755 words
Twice The Cock, Double The Pleasure: 1322 words
December total [so far]: 3069 words