After Merry and Pippin drank the Ent-draughts, they hadn't just become the tallest Hobbits in the Shire...
...they turned into Ents at night, and back to Hobbits in the morning.
At first their transformation had been scary and confusing, and they'd kept it a secret between them. But as time wore on and they got more adjusted to their new reality, they came to embrace it, especially for its pranking potential.
They decided for Frodo's birthday, they were going to "redecorate" his garden, and clip some of his shrubberies into phallic shapes. They could easily blend in among the trees, in their Ent forms.
What they didn't know was that Sam was taking Frodo out dancing as an early celebration before, and when they had trimmed a half-dozen penis shrubs, with a half-dozen more to go, Sam and Frodo arrived in the twilight just before dawn, singing bawdy songs. Merry and Pippin panicked, hoping Sam and Frodo would be too drunk or tired to notice, but then Sam said, "It's a beautiful night, Master Frodo. Let's sit in the garden for awhile."
"Yes, indeed, Sam."
Sam and Frodo were definitely sober enough to notice. They stood there staring, mouths open, when they discovered the penis shrubs. Merry and Pippin tried very hard to contain their laughter, but couldn't help themselves, and Sam and Frodo's eyes widened with shock at the laughing Trees.
Then Frodo's eyebrows shot up. "Merry? Pippin?"
"What... what are you talking about?" Merry looked around, trying to disguise his voice.
Frodo put his hands on his hips. "I would know that laughter anywhere, you twits. The Ent-draught made you Ents, didn't it?"
Sam doubled over laughing, and then he walked over to his Ent-friends. "Dicks, eh? Are you trying to tell us something? Are you trying to hint, perhaps?"
Frodo smirked. "I must say, you make rather attractive Ents."
Merry and Pippin knew where this was going, and decided it made an even better birthday present than their prank. Once Sam and Frodo had shucked their clothing, Merry reached out to Sam and Pippin reached out to Frodo. Leaves caressed bare skin, flesh rubbed against bark. Sap flowed, and Sam and Frodo licked it off, and rubbed their tongues together playfully, sensuously, sharing the taste.
Sap poured down one of Merry's branches, preparing it, and Sam bent over and took it; another branch reached over and swatted Sam's ass. Frodo rubbed his cock against a sap-coated mushroom growing on Pippin's trunk, slicking his cock, and then he found a hole and thrust inside. Grunts and groans echoed in the night, as Sam fucked himself on Merry's branch and Frodo's cock slid in and out of Pippin's trunk. It was the most debauched thing the four Hobbits had ever done, and that feeling of being so shameless and wanton to try such depraved explorations, fueled their lust even hotter.
Such was their lust for their newfound form of play that they needed more after that first explosive climax, and they traded places, Sam fucking Pippin's trunk, Merry's branch fucking Frodo. Again they traded places, Frodo riding one of Pippin's branches while Sam found a hole in Merry's trunk large enough for his thick cock, Frodo and Sam kissing each other as they fucked. By the time dawn rose, Frodo and Sam were a filthy mess of sap and seed, and Frodo's face was as bright as the sun.
"Best birthday present ever," Frodo said as he tangled up with his lovers - Merry and Pippin had returned to their usual Hobbit form.
"You can have that present over and over again," Merry said, and Pippin nodded.
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